If Exes Were Shoes, What Kind Would They Be?

When you're in your 20s, your dating life undergoes quite the evolution. The guy you'd probably crush on in high school is certainly nothing like the guy you'll eventually settle down with.

There'll be bad boys, nice guys, man children, and GQ types. There'll be the guy who has it all together, the guy who's perpetually unemployed, and the guy whose ears might be listening to you, but has his eyes everywhere else.

Now what if these guys were shoes?

If you're feeling inspired, let me know what kind of shoe YOUR ex would be in the comment section below!

Chuck Taylors (The More Scuffed, The Better)

The Sensitive Man-Child

Why You'll Date Him:

Why You'll Break Up:

Birkenstocks (With Or Without Socks)

The Complete Opposite

Why You'll Date Him:

Why You'll Break Up:

Nude Heels

The Identical Twin

Why You'll Date Him:

Why You'll Break Up:

Flip-Flops

The Athletic Man-Child

Why You'll Date Him:

Why You'll Break Up:

Louboutin Stilettos

The Ambitious Narcissist

Why You'll Date Him:

Why You'll Break Up:

Nike Running Shoes

The Gym Rat

Why You'll Date Him:

Why You'll Break Up:

Sperry Boat Shoes

The Preppy Frat Boy

Why You'll Date Him:

Why You'll Break Up:

Fake Chanel Flats

The Cheating Jerk

Why You'll Date Him:

Why You'll Break Up:

GIF

So what kind of 'shoes' have you dated? Which ones did I leave out?

(And guys of Vingle, no harm intended. You're all the best shoes ever.)

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