District Managers Visiting Your Retail Job, As Told By Sailor Moon

No, seriously. What do district managers even do?! I used to work at Party City, and whenever the DM would come, we'd all lose our damn minds. But then he'd just walk in, look at the walls, ask a few questions, then leave.

Please tell me I'm not the only person with retail experience that totally knows this feel.

I hate you, District Manager Tuxedo Mask! You're pointless!