Black Widow is Bad at Dating


It's pretty tragic actually.

She's got several ex boyfriends (including a carnie, a lawyer, and a KGB agent), but nobody stuck with her. Granted, her game could use a little work.

Queue the chorus of TLC's "I Don't Want No Scrubs."

For some reason that's not a turn-on.

Queue the chorus of "Independent Women" by Destiny's Child.

"I'd like to see you here again."

"That would defeat the purpose of a disguise."

Queue the chorus of "Take Me Out" from RENT.

Don't worry Natasha! One day you'll find love.

Then again... relationships are overrated.

Actual feminist. Awkward explorer. Professional fangirl. Definitely always hungry.
4.7 Star App Store Review!***uke
The Communities are great you rarely see anyone get in to an argument :)
Love Love LOVE

Select Collections