Ever want to get 'turnt' on the tears of a popular mythical creature?
Well, look no further!
There's officially a new gin liqueur infused with the sweet, satisfying flavor of pure unicorn tears!
Fireboxthe heap of 100% edible flakes of REAL SILVER in each bottle
According to some lucky food reviewers who have been able to get their hands on a bottle, the liqueur has notes of "oranges, berries, maple syrup, and a hint of spice".
As for the price? For roughly $61.39 a bottle, one food critic noted:
"[That] can only be attributable to the fact that it is actual, real, joyful unicorns that cried these tears, right?"
Well, if you ask my Magic 8-Ball:
