(I made this picture by the way)
The real truth about my ethnicity is that I am a real human being who was raised by highly intellegent cats.
You can trace these amazing creatures all throughout history.
Being honored in the Elizabethan Era.
Being referred to as lucky in Chinese culture.
Treated as Pharaohs in Egypt.
And of course in present day with the amazing talent in the film industry, Kitulus Cage my hero.
Therefore we can put an end to this "scandal" and get on with the real issues.