There's something about tequila that just ruins people (or enhances?) Like, I can drink whiskey or rum, and still be a kinda-normal human being. But tequila?! It basically turns me into a person nobody knows existed.
My mood I have before drinking pretty much dictates what kind of tequila drunk I will be...
Hey mista papi chulo hey hey heyyyy
Throw it baacckkkkk
Syyyyykeeeee your food is mine now!
You suck and your face sucks too
Dude, I'm good. Let me just sleep.
Got more energy than the energizer bunny