[ROLL CALL] What's Your Wackiest Retail Story?

or even worse, maybe you went to the mall to WORK because you WORK RETAIL and this weekend, you are a SLAVE.

Needless to say, I'm realizing some of you might need a place to vent out your frustrations, and don't worry, the Funny Community is here for you - and probably have some stories of our own!

Today's big question - What are some of your wackiest stories about working retail?

GIF

I'll start first:

Now, this isn't the only weird story I have, but probably the quickest and funniest one I can remember while still keeping things G-rated. I used to work at Starbucks as a barista, and one of the things we do at work is called a 'spin'. Basically, you have to go around the lobby of the cafe and wipe down all the tables, make sure the trash cans aren't overflowing and the bathrooms are stocked, etc.

One time, when I was doing a 'spin', a stereotypical soccer mom type with her 'venti three-shot no-whip no-foam extra hot white chocolate mocha' saw that I had walked right past her, and I guess she needed something and wanted some assistance.

What you do when you want assistance:

What you don't do when you want assistance:

WHIIIIIIIIIISTLE

My eyebrows raised in a way that I don't ever recall them raising before, and I remember thinking something along the lines of "Wow, uh.. that just happened."

The best part about this whole scenario is this woman's son ended up working at our same Starbucks location only a few months later,

So now it's your turn!

GIF

Comment below with YOUR weirdest/funniest/most terrifying experience working retail.

(Extra points if the manager backed you up.)

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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