I'm sorry everyone, but from the desk of Fear and Loathing comes a tried and true political act of courage. Not all men can take on something like this, an arduous task, for which nearly all of America would be grateful.
The courage, the grace! I am looking for nothing more in a candidate than this. A simple promise to bring back one of the greatest bands to have ever hit our eardrums: WHOSE WITH ME!?
FEEEEEELLL THHHEEE BEERRRRN DAMN IT!