CornY Jokes:


Q: Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes?

A: Because it was too corny.

Get it?!

Q: How did the tomato court the corn?

A: He whispered sweet nothings into her ear.

Q: What did the corn say when he got complimented?

A: Aww, shucks!

Q: What does chuck norris do when he wants popcorn?

A: He breathes on Nebraska!

Q: What do you tell a vegetable after it graduates from College?

A: Corn-gratulations. 

Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?

A: It has lots of kernels.

Q: What do you call the State fair in Iowa?

A: A corn-ival.

Q: What do you get when a Corn cob is runover by a truck?

A: "Creamed" corn.

Q: What do you call the best student at Corn school?

A: The "A"corn.

Q: What do Corn cobs call their father?

A: "Pop" corn. 

Well I guess he has a point. .

Yes!! A College students Corn Bread!!

I ear that it most definitely is corny. .

The Monster Says Rawr.

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