Q: Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes?
A: Because it was too corny.
Q: How did the tomato court the corn?
A: He whispered sweet nothings into her ear.
Q: What did the corn say when he got complimented?
A: Aww, shucks!
Q: What does chuck norris do when he wants popcorn?
A: He breathes on Nebraska!
Q: What do you tell a vegetable after it graduates from College?
Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.
Q: What do you call the State fair in Iowa?
A: A corn-ival.
Q: What do you get when a Corn cob is runover by a truck?
A: "Creamed" corn.
Q: What do you call the best student at Corn school?
A: The "A"corn.
Q: What do Corn cobs call their father?