Our Favorite Dog Breeds, Hilariously Defined

Any dog lover knows that no two dogs are the same, especially when they're two dogs fo entirely different breeds. The mannerisms of a Chihuahua, for example, is a far cry from a Golden Retriever or an Australian Shepherd - and vice versa.

With this in mind, BarkPost put together these funny-but-true dog 'slogans'. What's your favorite breed like? Find out below!

It's hard to be the country's favorite dog breed without it going a little to your head!

We get it. Doxies are shaped like sausages. Now stop all the laughing!

Well, geez, mutts. You didn't have to act so pretentious about it!

Am I the only one who thinks that chihuahuas suffer from a SERIOUS Napoleon Complex?

Those Corgis definitely have some junk in the trunk.

Yeah, I don't see it either. Sorry, pugs!

I haven't been around enough of them to confirm or deny. Anyone own a gassy bulldog?

Get it? Because they're like regular bulldogs. But French.

For being so noisy, huskies are lucky they're cute too!

Has anyone ever seen a Great Dane up close? These dogs are MASSIVE. (But also adorably dumb.)

So which ones did you agree with? Do you know any dogs who fit their breed reputation? Or maybe you're the proud owner of a four-legged free spirit?

Let me know how YOU would describe your dog's breed in the comments below!

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