A Game About Being a YouTuber Exists, We Can All Die Now

Listen here. If you told me 5 years ago that people would be making money off of putting their video game stuff on the Internet for everyone to watch, I'd probably kick you in the stomach. Mostly because 5 years ago I was still capable of that deadly maneuver and the only way I know how to deal with stupidity is violence.

But 5 years later, here I am believing it's a thing that people can do and would try to do even if it means they'll end up broke in a ditch somewhere. But what if you're too afraid to even try. What if you're a giant loser nerd that only thinks up great ideas but never executes (I'm talking about myself here)? Then you can play Youtuber's Life. And pretend to be a fucking YouTuber.

Yep. That's it. That's the goal of the goddamn game. Be a YouTube Star. What in the actual what? I mean don't we young people have better things to aspire to? Like maybe being a dad to our children? Or a good partner? Or maybe even just a good fucking person? Or maybe we want to play video games to escape.

But nope. Not anymore. We've entered the world where mediocrity has become our dreams. And you know what, you don't even need to try to reach this dumb dream anymore. All you got to do is buy this game and fake do it. Just so you can keep hating your cubicle air-conditioned life and think "man, I could have done something with my life but instead I'm sitting in this office at 11:30 PM wishing I was dead."

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