So I got a new cellphone, which is great and wonderful, but man, if autocorrect and predictive texting isn't the absolute WORST!
Although, I will say that it was pretty funny the LAST time I had to 'train' my phone's predictive dictionary. I accidentally texted my sister with "Woo! I just got laid!" instead of "Woo! I just got paid!" and I'm pretty sure she died a little on the inside.