Ever Had A Bird Make You Cry?

This meme randomly reminded me of the time I found a potato chip that was SO BIG that I refused to eat it.

I was eating a bag of Lay's and playing Warcraft (as one does when they're too young to do anything fun), and I pulled out a chip that was literally the size of my face. How it remained in tact for so long was such a mystery to me that I knew I couldn't eat it. Needless to say, I kept it like a weird potato chip pet for at least a week.

Have you ever emotionally connected with food? Maybe it looked like a famous monument or it was strangely deformed, and it was too special for you to want to eat?

Admit it.