THE OFFICE 1x4 "the alliance"

이번 포스팅 내용은 보시다시피 "동맹"입니다.

사무실 인원감축 때문에 드와이트는 잘릴까봐 걱정인데요. 살아남기 위해 짐에게 동맹을 맺자고 제안합니다. 짐은 드와이트 골탕먹일 기회가 굴러들어온 셈이죠ㅋㅋㅋ

<Dwight>

MICHAEL!!

<Michael>

OH!!GOD!!!Dwight, come on!!

<Dwight>

I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing.

<Michael>

There's no downsizing.

<Dwight>

But if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager?

<Michael>

Assistant to regional manager Dwight.

<Dwight>

Yeah, so I don't have to worry?

<Michael>

Look look look, I talked to corporate about protecting the sales staff. and they said they couldn't guarantee it if there's downsizing ok? BUT! there's no downsizing. so just don't..

<Dwight>

bottom line. do I need to be worried?

<Michael>

um..um..um..maybe.

It looks like there's gonna be downsizing. That is part of my job but..I hate it.

<Dwight>

cause studies have shown that more information get passed through water cooler gossips than through official memos.puts me at a disadvatage

<Stanley>

Why did you do this?

<Dwight>

the water cooler was brought over here for maintenance.

<Dwight>

I was thinking that it might be a good ideaformed an alliance.

help each other out.

<Jim>

Absolutely I do.

<Dwight>

vulnerable

<Jim>

That moment I was just so happy.I mean, everything Dwight does annoys me.

<Dwight>

Did you get your tickets?

<Jim>

to what?

<Dwight>

The gun show!

<Jim>

And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him

<Dwight>

Let's keep this alliance totally a secret

Don't tell anyone.

<Pam>

an alliance?

<Jim>

Oh, yeah.

<Pam>

What does that even mean?

<Jim>

has something to do withinvloves

<Dwight>

could I talk to you second

Did you tell Pam about the alliance?!!

<Jim>

NO!

<Dwight>

just now!

<Jim>

Who knows the most information about this office?

<Dwight>

pursue this.

<Jim>

And you just gotta pretend to ignore it. Wipe it away.

<Dwight>

DONE!

<Jim>

Alrgiht!

<Dwight>

chummy

<Jim>

Yeah, What do you think that's about?

<Dwight>

Only one way to find out.

<Jim>

I'm on it.

You are not going to believe this.

<Dwight>

What? I believe it.

<Jim>

Well, tensions were high in the kitchen.

<Dwight>

tell

<Jim>

That looks good, what is it??turkey?

<Kevin>

Italian.

<Jim>

Get the works out there

get angela kicked off

<Dwight>

That's fine it helps our cause.

<Jim>

Well, I don't know. Because if Kevin is in accounting, and Toby is in human resources and they are talking?

<Dwight>

They are forming an alliacne.

<Toby>

I love their sandwich.

<Jim>

I love their sandwich too.

<Kevin>

Their bread is really good.

<jim>

Their bread is very good.

<Dwight>

Damn it. GOD!!

<Jim>

We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an allianceAnd is therefore trying to get us kicked off.

<Dwight>

DAMN IT..why us?

<Jim>

Beacuse we are strong Dwight. Because we are strong.

<Pam>

Hey, jim. can I talk to you for second?

<Jim>

Sure, what's up?

<Pam>

I'm just going a little crazy..keep overhearing

making me take notes on his meetings

<Jim>

I'm not gonna tell anybody

<Dwight>

JACKPOT!!

<Jim>

That was beautiful. All her idea, too. Awesome. She's so great.

<Jim>

OK, here's the deal, all right. Pam says that one of the alliance is meeting in the warehouse during Meredith party.

<Dwight>

Oh, my god. we have to be there.

<Jim>

I know, but it's gonna be a little tough. Because there's no good place to hide.

<Dwight>

No,no yes there is. Behind the shelves. oh my god.

<Jim>

what? what? what?

<Dwight>

I know, I know exactly what to do.

<Jim>

Great.

<Dwight>

I'm a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, the have very good vision. One thing about me, I am better at hiding thn they are..at vision.

It's gonaa be perfect, ok? centrally located, perfect cover, I can hear and see everything.

<Jim>

Good.

<Jim>

So you want me to stay here and... you know stand next to the box.

<Dwight>

so people don't notice we're both gone.

<Jim>

Right, that's good.

<Dwight>

Do I have a choice

<Pam>

He's in a box?

<Jim>

Pam, he's in a box.

He's dowstairs, in a box, on the floor, near the shelves. I'm serious, go down there and work your magic.

<Pam>

are supposed toThat ties in perfectly with someting that Michael was tellinig me earlierI just don't know what some of the people in like accounting are gonna do

<Jim>

I have something that totally tops the box.

<Pam>

Oh tell me, tell me.

<Jim>

convinced Dwight that he needs to go to Stamfordspy onI told him that he should dye his hair to go undercover

<Roy>

what are you trying to cop a feel or something

<Jim>

I don't even know how to explain thisasked me to be in alliancewe've been just messing with him

<Pam>

It's just officie pranks

<Jim>

It's stupid, it's just office pranks.

<Roy>

Dwight, what the hell is he talking about?

<Dwight>

I have absolutely no idea.

<Dwight>

Do I feel bad about betraying Jim?Convince him we're on an alliance, get some information, throw him to the wolves.Get what you can outta someone then crush themI think Jim might have learned a very valuable lesson.

불쌍한 드와이트...ㅎㅎㅎ

그리고 이루어질수 없는 사랑...짐과 팸..짐팸!ㅋㅋㅋ

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