BTS as things I've heard at school

J-Hope: "I wanna be a monkey when I wanna grow up." V:"I'm a hot dog!" Jin:"No, you're not." V:"You're right. I'm a hot Doug!" Jin:"Sighs" Rap Monster: " I want a kid!" Jin: "Not right now honey" Rap Monster: "But i love you?" Jin:"Look at these glasses, they're clear!" Jungkook:"No mom, i don't want clear glasses" Jin:"But look at them, they look so fly! These specks are coolio" *tries them on* Jungkook:"Mom no" Suga:"I named my beard Titan." Jin:"What's a magazine?" Jimin:*chanting* "Saturation. Saturation. Saturation."