● See a comedy show. There's a 25 percent chance you'll actually see someone funny, and a 100 percent chance you'll get drunk meeting your drink minimum. ● Go kayaking. It's a great way to see the outdoors and smash into rocks at the same time, like a violent hike. ● Head to an amusement park. Movies make these seem so romantic, but in reality, you're going to lose $50 trying to win a giant stuffed penguin smoking a joint. ● Go sightseeing. Take a day trip and check out all of the exciting landmarks in a city near you (if you live in that city, sightseeing is basically illegal). ● Have a date at a hotel bar or restaurant. Fun chance to present your strangers jet setting across the country.