There is no better way to say 'I Love You' this year than to compare your sweetheart to your favorite non-dairy guilty-pleasure midnight snack.
For those of us without a Valentine this year, why not finally get to know that cutie you keep running into at the gym?
Because "I love you like a fat kid loves cake' is soooo 2012.
It's okay to tell a little white lie on Valentine's Day ;)
Let your Valentine know that no matter what they are - you will love them regardless (spinach in their teeth and all!)