Top Excuses For Being Late To A Group Ride

We've all been late for a ride at some point. But owning up to being generally disorganised just won't cut it.

Here are some choice yarns that the guys at GCN used and been on the receiving end of. Got any favorites that they didn't mention?

It's not the rider, it's the bike. Refer to the rules.
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