I didn't know curtains can magically shift the direction they are falling.
THIGH GAP LIES. Isn't it funny there isn't a trace of thigh gap in her reflection on the wall...Gee.
I thought wood only warped after being wet. Apparently it can be warped in photoshop too! ...You know, using the warp tool.
A nice set of curved walls, curved glass, and a curved door, to fit her enhanced curvy body.
I had no idea Apple was debuting it's first curved glass iPhone!!! And can someone please tell me where they sell dented wine glasses? INNOVATION.
Um. I think she needs to see a doctor because her fake thigh gap makes her look like she has a tumor growing on her upper leg.
BEYONCÉ THIS ISN'T OKAY.
