Shark Week is upon us, and Sharknado 3 is coming out soon, so let's go back and check out 5 of the most absurd real images from the Sharknado movies. Brace yourselves, you're going to need a bigger boat.
1. This shark falling from the sky and landing in Abe Lincoln's lap.
This is absurd for many reasons, but the biggest one is the fact that this shark is just chilling on Lincoln's lap, after falling out of what seems to be an infinite tornado-filled sky. Literally no.
2. The whole "plane v. shark" explosion thing.
"Holy shit" is right dude. That's an effing shark. The CGI is literally a laugh out loud travesty.
3. "Southerly shark wind."
That sentence, my god. Who wrote this? A genius probably. I've never laughed more at weather in my life.
4. This man riding a shark like a bull through the skies.
Need I say more?
5. And finally, Al Roker and Matt Lauer harpooning this shark to death on what looks like live television. Thank God for these two, or the country wouldn't know how deep it's shark situation ran.
Of course, not all sharks are a threat right?