Move Over Kale, We Got Healthy Bacon


The scientists at work with Gods Gift to the health nuts of the world are already developing a method for farming the soon to be precious goods. They are already growing around 30 pounds a week and have plans to increase that number exponentially. The scientists have also hired world class chefs to start experimenting with the seaweed as flavoring for different types of dishes.

The Bacon Seaweed is two times as healthy as kale

All I can say is, once this healthy bacon hits the market, that shit will be more expensive (and sought after) then pure cocaine. If you don't believe me check out this video, which explains just how much we love bacon, and just how bad it is for you.

All Hail The Healthy Bacon.

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